Monday, July 21, 2008

Prayer for the living

God give me the courage
to sleep at work
God give me the wisdom
to change stapler pins
God give me the patience
to last commercial breaks (without killing myself)
God give me the strength
to finish that last drink
God give me foresight
to find empty parking spaces
God give me the generosity
to pay my credit card bills
God be kind
send me a black BMW with beige leather seats (and an oil well)

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