Alfie Patten is 13 years old and looks eight. Good on Alfie but he shouldn't have had that baby. Alfie, all of 13, is the father of Masie Roxaane. Mercifully, his girlfriend Chantelle is older ... she is 15.
And that's not the most shocking thing. Alfie's father thinks there is money to be made here. Channel 4 and The Sun are reportedly negotiating exclusive deals with Alfie's father on the teenage pregnancy soap.
Ever since news of the media frenzy over the boy's baby has broken out, eight other teenagers have staked claim to the baby. They all certify to have rolled in the hay with Chantelle at some point in recent history. Alfie is ready to undergo a DNA test to prove he is the real father and his father is negotiating with Channel 4 to have the results aired live and exclusive on the channel. Which father would you spank? Stand by for more from London, I love this city.
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you are in london, I see
feeding on the same trash that encircles all our lives
no matter where we are
The future is safe in the hands of this next generation!
Alfie Patten has joined Fathers4Justice. A spokesman
said, he may not understand politics yet, but he
already owns his own spiderman costume.
(from www.popbitch.com)
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